Wanna know how much I love you? This many.

Valentine's Day is for lovers and fools alike. A day to throw caution to the wind and profess your love to the one you adore. Exchanges of sweets, doilie covered cards and french kisses. These things are wonderful, aren't they? But, like most things, there's a catch. Sure, these things are wonderful, but wonderful to whom? Me? Well, this year I'm pretty impartial. Surprising, I know. When there's something to be hated, I usually jump on the bandwagon pretty quickly. Being a neutral party, I've decided to analyze the situation they call "Saint Valentine".

Again, I myself am not pro-Valentine's Day, nor am I bitter about it either. I'm not the most romantic gal in the world, so even if I was head-over-heels in love with my soul mate, I still probably wouldn't be pro-Valentine's Day. But don't worry, I'm not. Cupid had more important things to do like fundraising for MS and fixing his mother's garbage disposal. No worries, Cupid. Catchya next year maybe?

Now, I was racking my brain trying to figure out what to get you. You mean a lot to me, having been there for me these past few months. Reading my ridiculous ramblings and still liking me for it. So I took a trip to Walmart and this just jumped out at me...

And then I thought, "If one is this awesome... What would happen if..."

"...I got you a whole bunch?"

Maybe you'll appreciate (in unison) 12 dancing and singing Valentine's Day dogs more than Walmart employees do.

After much deliberation, I decided against the dogs and settled on something everyone can enjoy. A homemade, straight from the heart, construction paper Valentine.

You're welcome.

Now, whether you're happy in a relationship, happy alone, or miserable in either situation, I wish you a happy day.

HEART CHELS! XOXO